1.    482601

    reblogged: sofdogg

     

    April 23, 2014

    deathpup:

    shrexything:

    babyferaligator:

    oomshi:

    is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

    no its called highjacking

    guys no it’s weedwhacking

    no its called dissapointing ur mother

     
  2.    33227

    reblogged: starcrow

     

    April 23, 2014

    ctron164:

il-tenore-regina:

kingdreadlamontejburna:

badtvblog:

buzzfeed:

This is what the Gerber baby looks like today.

Still not eating solid foods.



That last comment though

    ctron164:

    il-tenore-regina:

    kingdreadlamontejburna:

    badtvblog:

    buzzfeed:

    This is what the Gerber baby looks like today.

    Still not eating solid foods.

    That last comment though

    image

     
  3. April 22, 2014

    mishawinsexster:

    Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

     
  4.    81932

    reblogged: starcrow

     

    April 21, 2014

    crazyeyes210:

    typhonatemybaby:

    mishawinsexster:

    Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

    OH GOD

    i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

    They’re also venomous, their venom won’t kill you, but it apparently hurts so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.

     
  5.    338606

    reblogged: m-erida

     

    April 3, 2014

    drochfaol:

    ryancrobert:

    sexybritishllama:

    no cough syrup

    you are not ‘grape flavoured’

    have you ever tasted a grape

    you taste like death and the tears of small children

    not fucking grape

    wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

    #i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

     
  6.    338606

    reblogged: m-erida

     

    April 3, 2014

    drochfaol:

    ryancrobert:

    sexybritishllama:

    no cough syrup

    you are not ‘grape flavoured’

    have you ever tasted a grape

    you taste like death and the tears of small children

    not fucking grape

    wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

    #i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

     
  7. April 3, 2014

    unperceptible:

    "how would you describe yourself"

    image

    (Source: unperceptible)

     
  8.    464914

    reblogged: starcrow

     

    March 25, 2014

    (Source: goomy)

     
  9.    91590

    reblogged: starcrow

     

    March 20, 2014

    thatfunnyblog:

Look, it isn’t like we’re surprised to hear this from Joss.

    thatfunnyblog:

    Look, it isn’t like we’re surprised to hear this from Joss.

    (Source: nudityandnerdery)

     
  10.    1835389

    reblogged: starcrow

     

    March 17, 2014

    (Source: toptumbles)